Archive for January, 2009

You said Tracy, I said Pammy

January 15, 2009

An email exchange…

She: Darling, could you pop by HMV to get the Tracy Anderson Mat Workout DVD for me, pls.

He: Why do you need it?

She: I don’t have time for yoga anymore… I knock off late now… Need some form of exercise.

He: Sure, will get the Pamela Anderson Workout DVD for you.

She: Dear, it’s TRACY Anderson! TRACY!

He: Oh, not Pam Anderson? So, it’s not a tits and butt workout DVD?

She: …I wonder where I found someone like you!…